My Wife's Not Some Doobie To Be

Light Is The Task Where Many Share The Toil.

Reproach Is Infinite, And Knows No End So Voluble A Weapon Is The Tongue; Wounded, We Wound; And Neither Side Can Fail For Every Man Has Equal Strength To Rail.

There Is Nothing Nobler Or More Admirable Than When Two People Who See Eye To Eye Keep House As Man And Wife, Confounding Their Enemies And Delighting Their Friends.

True Friends Appear Less Moved Than Counterfeit.

The Melancholy Joys Of Evils Pass'd, For He Who Much Has Suffer'd, Much Will Know.