Do Not Mourn The Dead With The

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

There Is Nothing Worse For Mortals Than A Wandering Life.

Wide-sounding Zeus Takes Away Half A Man's Worth On The Day When Slavery Comes Upon Him.

I Too Shall Lie In The Dust When I Am Dead, But Now Let Me Win Noble Renown.

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.