My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?

People Still Have Existential Anxiety. It Just May Not Be Expressed In Hebraic Idiom.

Show Business Is Dog Eat Dog. It's Worse Than Dog Eat Dog. It's Dog Doesn't Return Dog's Phone Calls.

When I Asked My Mother Where Babies Came From, She Thought I Said Rabies. She Said You Get Them From Being Bitten By A Dog. The Next Week, A Woman On My Block Gave Birth To Triplets... I Thought She'd Been Bitten By A Great Dane.