All My Life Is Passing In Front

Another Good Thing About Being Poor Is That When You Are Seventy Your Children Will Not Have You Declared Legally Insane In Order To Gain Control Of Your Estate.

Life Is Like A Concentration Camp... You Can't Leave Without Dying.

People Always Tease Me. They Say, Look At You, You Went For So Much Psychoanalysis And You're So Neurotic, You Wind Up Marrying A Girl So Much Younger Than You.

Life's Hard, Then You Die.

Where Did We Come From? Where Are We Going? Is There Possibility Of A Group Discount?