My Wife Always Asks Me Why I

Failing And Laughing At Your Own Shortcomings Are The Hallmarks Of A Sane Parent.

In Stand Up, You Get An Awareness Of How You Come Across, But In Acting There Is Almost A Hyper-awareness On How You Might Be Physically Perceived.

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.

Stand-up Used To Be Much More Of A Form Combat. Heckling Was Much More Common [in The '90s]. And I Couldn't Get Stage Time, And So I Would Go Out To Pip's In Sheepshead Bay.

I'm A Comedian, Which Is The Opposite Of A Lifestyle That Equips You To Be A Parent.