I Wanted To Be An Inventor, Whatever

My Mother Turned Into A Professional Widow. She Couldnt Understand Why I Wanted To Be An Engineer; She Thought I Should Be A Chicken Farmer.

I Reserve The Right To Tell Shaggy Dog Stories Or Even Common Jokes As Part Of What I'm Doing. I Don't Give A Damn If Half The Audience Walks Out.

Children Frequently Sing Meaningful Phrases To Themselves Over And Over Again Before They Learn To Make A Distinction Between Singing And Saying.

It's Hard Being A Hostage In Somebody Else's Mouth - Or A Character In Somebody Else's Novel.

While I Don't Script And I Don't Use Other Performers, I Think My Taste For Underlying Precision Gives Me Something In Common With Allan And George Brecht.