My Whole Career Can Be Summed Up

If Your Stomach Blocks Your View Of Your Feet, Cover It Up! The Only People Who Should Be Wearing Belly Shirts Are People Who Don't Have Bellies. Now Those Little Baby Spare Tires Are Kinda Cute; Tractor Tires Aren't! Especially If They've Got Hair On Them!

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.