My Way Of Joking Is To Tell

You Don't Learn To Hold Your Own In The World By Standing On Guard, But By Attacking, And Getting Well Hammered Yourself.

The Plain Working Truth Is That It Is Not Only Good For People To Be Shocked Occasionally, But Absolutely Necessary To The Progress Of Society That They Should Be Shocked Pretty Often.

Self-denial Is Not A Virtue; It Is Only The Effect Of Prudence On Rascality.

There Is A Terrible Truthfulness About Photography That Sometimes Makes A Thing Look Ridiculous.

When An Apparent Miracle Happened.it Proved Divine Mission To The Credulous, And Proved A Contract With The Devil To The Skeptical.