My Way Of Joking Is To Tell

Morals Are A Luxury Of The Rich.

Bible Worship, Though At Its Best It May Achieve Sublimity By Keeping Its Head In The Skies, May Also Make Itself Both Ridiculousand Dangerous By Having Its Feet Off The Ground.

What Is Life But A Series Of Inspired Follies.

To Be A Champion You Must Live Like One.

The Only Person Who Acts Sensibly Is My Tailor. He Takes My Measure Anew Every Time He Sees Me. Everyone Else Goes By Their Old Measurements.