My Views Are Heretical To People Who

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You Open To My Ideas

When You Do Comedy In Front Of An Audience, They Are The Ones Who Tell You Whether It's Funny Or Not And Which Bits Are Funny And Which Bits Need To Be Fixed.

I Can Do Anything I Want, I'm Eccentric!

Students Who Laugh More- Learn More. Students Who Laugh More Earn More.

British Press Think Entirely In Clichés, And When They Do Come Across Creative Work, They Think That It Must Be Based On Something, Because They Don't Realize That You Can Create Things That Aren't Based On Things.