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I Love Being On Stage, I Love Being Able To Tell A Story, I Love The Fact That The Audience Listens And Laughs At It. It Makes Me Happy, And It's What I Live For.

Everybody Wants To Be Famous, But Nobody Wants To Put The Work In!!

People Who Eat With Their Mouth Open Should Be Punched In The Face.

I'm Sure Everyone Knows Now That Only A Few Have Performed In Madison Square Garden. That List Is So Small. Now I'm On That List. I'm A Part Of A Very Small Group, Which Is Unbelievable. You Relish In That Moment For A Second.

The Worst Thing About Being Lied To, Is Realizing They Don't Think You're Worth The Truth.