My Success Comes In Making Fun Of

I'm Very Scary. I'm A Menace.

The Day Rick Ross Dives Into The Crowd, Is The Day We Find Out Who His True Fans Are.

I've Done Auditions Where The Casting Director Is Taking The Paper Out Of My Hand In The Middle Of Reading.

I Can't Cook, But I Can Make A Turkey And Cheese Sandwich Like Nobody Else.

I Am Who I Am Today Because Of My Mother.