My Secrets Are Petty But Humiliating.

Dogs Often Remind Us Of The Human, Ail-too Human. Cats, Never.

Beautiful People Are Forgiven More Often Than The Rest.

Don Juan Tries Not To See The Skeptical Winks That Greet His Boasting.

Great Talkers Are Trying To Fill The Gap Between Themselves And Others, But Only Widen It.

Good Advice Is Never As Helpful As An Interest-free Loan.