Comedy Distances Pain, But Leaves Signs Of

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

I Know God Exits, But I Don't Know Where.

My Passions Have Never Jumped Out Of The Fireplace And Set Fire To The Carpet.

Drugs Bring Us To To The Gates Of Paradise, Then Keep Us From Entering.

Dignity Takes Alarm At The Unexpected Sound Of Laughter.