My Physique Is Down To 20 Years

I Like My Baths Really Deep And Hot. But Washing Everything Only Takes A Few Minutes. So I Thought It Would Be A Waste To Just Flush All That Water Away. So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Take Pictures Of Myself Trying To Look As Horrendous As Possible. Oh My, What Have I Started?

Why Buy A Book When You Can Join A Library?

In A Safe Western World Where We're Not Being Shot At And We're Not Starving, The Worst Thing That Happens To Us Most Days Is Someone's Rude To Us, Or We Accidentally Insult Someone. Social Faux Pas Is The Worst Thing That Happens To Most People, Most Days, So We've Got To Concentrate On That, Really.

To Complain About Critics In A Business Is Like A Sailor Complaining About The Waves. Go Back To The Beach If You Don't Like It.

People Think That It's Fun To Meet Celebrities - But What Do You Mean By "celebrity"? Someone You Recognise? What Are They Famous For? It's People Who've Done Something That Are Exciting.