My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years.

Is It Better To Be The Lover Or The Loved One? Neither, If Your Cholesterol Is Over Six Hundred. By Love, Of Course, I Refer To Romantic Love -- The Love Between Man And Woman, Rather Than Between Mother And Child, Or A Boy And His Dog, Or Two Headwaiters.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

Photons Have Mass? I Didn’t Even Know They Were Catholic.

I Don't Know What I Want, But I Know What I Don't Want

Umlaut Snaps Around And We Cut To A Blond Apparition In Her Early Twenties, Clearly Descended From Olympus By Way Of Hugh Hefner's Mansion.