My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

Life Is For The Living.

Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me If I Put In Too Much Hot Fudge.

Astronomers Say The Universe Is Finite, Which Is A Comforting Thought For Those People Who Can't Remember Where They Leave Things.

Enthusiasm Is A Good Engine, But It Needs Intelligence For A Driver.