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High School – Those Are Your Prime Suffering Years. They Don’t Get Better Suffering Than That.

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

I Find Things Funny That Aren't Self-aware. That Don't Know They're Funny, And I Think The Same Can Hold True For Drama. If You Think You're In This Tragedy And You Play It For Tragedy, There's A Self-awareness There That I Think Takes You Out Of Watching It And I Believe It Cuts Both Ways.

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

I Remember My Wife Wanted Me To Go See 'contagion,' And I Was Like, 'oh My God, Why Would I Want To See That Movie?' I Mean, I'll Just Have Nightmares And It Will Freak Me Out. It Turned Out That I Really Enjoyed It; I Thought It Was Very Well Done.