My Own Son Feels I'm Uncool But

The Only Real Politics I Knew Was That If A Guy Liked Hitler, I'd Beat The Stuffing Out Of Him And That Would Be It.

I've Never Done Anything Bad. I Can't Do Anything Bad. It's Got To Be Professional. It's Got To Look Professional. It's Got To Read Professional. In Other Words, It Serves Its Purpose By Entertaining A Reader.

I Didn't Save My Money For A Lawyer. I Was A Very Young Man, And Saved My Money For Having A Good Time.

If America Gave Anybody Anything It Is Ambition. Bad Things Would Come Out Of It Because Some Guys Are In A Hurry, But That Doesn't Mean They're Evil Or Anything, It Just Means They Fall Into Bad Grace Somehow.

If You Think A Man Draws The Type Of Hands That You Want To Draw, Steal ‘em. Take Those Hands.