My Only Day Off Is The Day

My Only Day Off Is The Day I Pitch.

That's When I Use The Word Frustrating, When Your Body Breaks Down Or Your Body Doesn't Do The Things I'm Asking It To Do At My Age, Because I'm Trying To Keep Up With The Joneses.

He's (george Steinbrenner) The One Who Gave Me A Chance To Get To The World Series. This Is Where I Wanted To Be All Along. We Had A Couple Of Nice Offers From Other Teams, But I Tied My Agents' Hands. I Told Them I Wanted To Be A Yankee.

I Wish There Was A Bar I Could Send Opposing Teams To And Get Them Hammered Or Something - I Could Tell My Buddies In New York To Leave Their Places Open Or Something. Playing For The Yankees, Guys Come At You Extremely Hard. I Have To Be Ready Or I'll Be Embarrassed

When I Get Too Much Rest, I'm Usually Erotic.