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A City With One Newspaper... Is Like A Man With One Eye, And Often The Eye Is Glass.

An Englishman Teaching An American About Food Is Like The Blind Leading The One-eyed.

There Is No Concept More Generally Cherished By Publishers Than That Of The Undeserving Poor.

I Met A Keen Observer Who Gave Me A Tip: 'if You Run Across A Restaurant Where You Often See Priests Eating With Priests, Or Sporting Girls With Sporting Girls, You May Be Confident That It Is Good. Those Are Two Classes Of People Who Like To Eat Well And Get Their Money's Worth.'

No Ascetic Can Be Considered Reliably Sane.