My Notion Of A Wife At 40

Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

And Then The Conditions Of Safety - Or Lack Of Safety - For Teachers In Public Schools, And The Disparity Between Public Schools And Private Schools Is Shameful.

It Makes You Feel Good When A Movie Works. Usually When I See An Old Movie I've Made, I Say To Myself, 'oh God, Why Did I Do This?' And 'why Didn't I Change That?' And Things Like That.

Marriage Requires A Special Talent, Like Acting. Monogamy Requires Genius.