My Mum Has Never Wanted Me To

I'm Not Trying To Find Another Thing That's Wrong With Me, But I'm Such A Nice Person, And I Have A Couple Of Drinks And I'm Really Good Fun And Then I'm Really Not Fun

I Really Love Animals. My Cat Is My Little Soul Mate. He's Not Just A Cat, He's My Friend.

What Is Truth? Truth Doesn't Really Exist. Who Is Going To Judge Whether My Experience Of An Incident Is More Valid Than Yours? No One Can Be Trusted To Be The Judge Of That.

The Wheel That Squeaks Gets The Oil.

I Want To Spend My Life With Someone And Do Nice Things And Go On Adventures, Read Books And Have Nice Food And Celebrate Things. I Don't Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life In The Bedroom Like Some People Who Just Go To Bed And Never Get Out Again.