I Have Hardly Any Friends Who Aren't

If I Were Really, Truly In Love With Someone Who Was Truly In Love With Me, Then I Would Get Married, But That Would Be The Only Reason I'd Get Married.

I Don't Ask For An Apology Because It's Only Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.

They Grew Really Quickly. One Minute I Didn't Have Any Tits And The Next I Had The Biggest Tits In The World.

I Thought It Would Be My One And Only Exhibition So I Decided To Call It My Major Retrospective.

My Mum Has Never Wanted Me To Have Children. She Thinks I Would Be Destroying My Life, Even Now.