My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

Everything That I Think Is Good Is Bad, And Everything That I Think Is Bad Is Good.

There Are Some Singers That Have Great Technique And Then There Are Those That Have A Certain Quality Or Style In Their Voice. Some Have Both, Like Freddie Mercury, But To Me, I Prefer Style Over Technique.

The Birth Of A Doubt That Was Once Your Belief Is Drowning In The Tears That You Cry.

Ozzy Is A Powerful And Attractive Man. When I Grow Up I Want To Be Ozzy.