My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My

I'm Like A Junky Without An Addiction.

How Can You Go On Stage And Shout 'yeah! Rock'n'roll Forever!' And Then Go To Bed At 10 O'clock With A Nightcap On, A Candle In Your Hand And A Bible Under Your Arm?

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I'm Not The Kind Of Person You Think I Am, I'm Not The Anti-christ, Or The Iron Man.

I Used To Smoke Cigarettes, Smoke Dope, Do Smack, Every F - - Thing. First, I Couldn't Function Without It. Then I Couldn't Do Anything With Or Without It. Then I Thought, "this Is The End Of The Line For My Fun Days."