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My Mother Didn't Try To Stab My Father Until I Was Six, But She Must Have Shown Signs Of Oddness Before That.
-Alan Alda
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My Mother Didn't Try To Stab My
Alan Alda
My Mother Didn't Try To Stab My Father Until I Was Six, But She Must Have Shown Signs Of Oddness Before That.
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