I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray

When Those Waiters Ask Me If I Want Some Fresh Ground Pepper, I Ask If They Have Any Aged Pepper.

A Little-recognized Value Of Listening And Inquiring Relates To The Realization That In Human Relationships, It Is Frequently Not What The I've Learned ... That It Is Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances: When It Is Requested And When It Is A Life-threatening Situation.

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.