My Mom Was Scared Of The Old

I'm Not Of The American Ilk That, You Know, Your Lover Needs To Be Your Best Friend And Know You Inside Out. I Think He Should Know You Well Enough To Please You. Otherwise, What Secret Will There Be To Tell Him When You're Ninety?

My Mom Was Scared Of The Old Times Square So I Was Never Allowed To Go. Now I'm Scared Of The New Times Square, So I Still Never Go.

People Always Comment About My Clothes. They Don't Think A Fashionable Woman Can Love Food And Be Knowledgeable And Actually Cook.

I'm A Sucker For Fried Chicken - I Really Love It.

In A Way That Somebody Else Converts To Judaism Or Becomes A Hare Krishna, I Belong To The Church Of Fried Chicken.