[my Mom Told Me] To Always Be

Well, Since I'm Six Years Old, I've Been Playing The Violin, The Piano, I've Been Singing. It's Always Been A Dream Of Mine, But I Really Never Had The Courage To Actually Go And Do It Professionally.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

I Think It's Important For Girls To Be Confident. Believe In Yourself And... Everybody's Hot.

I'm Not A Sexual Person, Really. I Don't Really Care About Sex.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.