My Mom Taught Us The Serenity Prayer

Things Use To Be Real Nice, Til They Got Out Of Hand. Since They Moved In, They Call Themselves The Taliban.

My Daddy Served In The Army Where He Lost His Right Eye, But He Flew A Flag Out In Our Yard Until The Day That He Died. He Wanted My Mother, My Brother, My Sister And Me, To Grow Up And Live Happy In The Land Of The Free.

Somebody Said They Seen Her Heading Out Of Town, Now She Ran Away With A Rodeo Clown.

Through The Years I've Accumulated This Big Bag Of Songs. When I Go Out I Do Close To Two Hours, And It's All Just Attitude - And Up-tempo. I've Accumulated So Many Of Those Types Of Songs Now That The Show Just Gets Off With A Bang, And I'll Only Do Two Or Three Ballads The Whole Show.

Everybody Should Have Their Own Thing, And If He Don't Want To Be A Role Model, That Should Be Up To Him. In The Right Situations, I Can Try To Help And Be A Role Model, But I'm Still Gonna Speak My Mind, And If That Affects The Role-model Deal, Then Too Bad.