My Mom Taught Us The Serenity Prayer

I Catch As Much Hell From The Hard-core Conservative People As I Do The Far Left. The Only Difference Is That The Far Right Don't Bring The Hate To The Table That The Far Left Does. And That's My Party. They Just Deal In So Much Hate. I Mean The Far Left, Not The Democrats, The Far Left Really Deal In Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I Don't Give A Bleep If Gays Get Married. That's Just A Contract, And That's Between Them And God. That Ain't Up To Me To Play God On That.

I Say If You're Going To Take A Chance On Something, You Just Go Full Balls To The Wall.

You Know, I'm Pro-troops, But I'm Not Pro-war.

Hate Me If You Want To, Love Me If You Can.