My Mom Has Said She Wished I

I Don't Really Think About Anything Too Much. I Live In The Present. I Move On. I Don't Think About What Happened Yesterday. If I Think Too Much, It Kind Of Freaks Me Out.

I Have My Hands Full With My Kids And So Romance Is Not High On My List Of Priorities.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

Even As A Kid, I Read Jung - Reflections And Individuation In Fairy Tales; All The Inner Circle Of Jung Was A Real Huge Thing For Me.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.