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Record Companies, I Found Out, Can Put Out Compilations Without Your Permission.

I Look At Willow And She's So Naughty And Fiery, And I'm Not Going To Take Any Of Her Fierceness Personally - My Mom Took All Of My Behavior Personally. Everything I Did, She Thought It Was An Act Of Rebellion Against Her. But It Was Just Me Being Me. And That's Something I Want To Post On Every Mirror In My House: This Is Not About You!

Cameron Diaz Was So Cute At The Mtv Movie Awards When She Pulled Her Skirt Up And Wiped Her Armpits.

I'm Very Much In The Trenches, And I Don't Live In The Lap Of Luxury. I Come From A Working-class Military Family. We Watch The News And Read The Paper And Vote, So There's Always Something To Be Upset About. I Always Have A Certain Amount Of Angst In My Back Pocket.

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.