I Believe There's 31 Flavors To Be

I'm Very Much In The Trenches, And I Don't Live In The Lap Of Luxury. I Come From A Working-class Military Family. We Watch The News And Read The Paper And Vote, So There's Always Something To Be Upset About. I Always Have A Certain Amount Of Angst In My Back Pocket.

I Dedicate My Love And Whole Heart This Memorial Day To My Dad, A Soldier, Who Like Many Others, Suffers In Silence With Pride And Honor.

But Just Because It Burns Doesn't Mean You're Gonna Die. You've Gotta Get Up And Try, Try, Try.

I'm Taking My Rats. Those Are My Friends For The Tour. Thelma And Louise. They're So Cute.

My Dad Raised Me With Some Good Advice: 'always Tell The Truth. Always Shoot From The Hip. You Might Not Have Many Friends, But You'll Never Have Enemies, Because People Will Always Know Where You're Coming From.'