I Didn't Get Lessons Of Any Kind

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

You Can Only Start A Boy Band If You Kill One Of The Other Ones Already Out There.

The Best Thing Is Being Really Close. The Worst Thing Is Being Really Close.