My Literary Career Was A Fluke. Utterly

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.

What A Heap Of Ash Most Political Careers Amount To, When One Really Stops To Consider Them!

A Book Unwritten Is A Delightful Universe Of Infinite Possibilities. Set Down One Word, However, And It Immediately Becomes Earthbound. Set Down One Sentence And It’s Halfway To Being Just Like Every Other Bloody Book That’s Ever Been Written.

If You Spend Too Long Trying To Avoid Death, You Will Be Dead In At Least One Way.

History Is What We Bring To It, Not Just The Events Themselves, But How We Interpret Those Events.