My Life Is The Road, Man. I

They Eat, They Crap, They Sleep, And If They're Crying They Need To Do One Of The Three And They're Having Trouble Doing It. Real Simple.

Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.

Romantic Comedies Are Built To Be Light. They're Built For A Certain Buoyancy.

Maybe The Honorable Thing For Our Species To Do Is Deny Our Programming, Stop Reproducing, Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction, One Last Midnight, Brothers And Sisters Opting Out Of A Raw Deal.