My Life Has Run From Misery To

I Never Knew Where Babies Came From Until It Happened To Me.

I've Been Around A Long Time, And Life Still Has A Whole Lot Of Surprises For Me.

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

I've Been Married To The Same Man For All This Time. The Way We Fight Sometimes, You Can Tell.

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.