I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.