My Kids Love It. I Thought I

It's Hell With That Big Beard And Stuff. That's The One Bit I Don't Like. Either You Take Out At Lunch Or You Don't Eat. So I Opted Not To Eat, 'cause Having To Put It On Twice Is Horrific.

I Knew It Was Going To Be Enormous Because Of The Number Of People Who Bought The Books, But, To Be Honest, I Never Thought It Would Be Bigger Than Bond. Never In A Million Years.

That's The Trouble With Anything Which Essentially Has A Lot Of Bits That Are Physically Impossible: You're Left, Stuck, In The Studio. And That's A Shame. You're Making A Movie. You Don't Want It To Stay Put, You Want It To Be A Movie - To Move.

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.

I've Got Two Young Kids. I Don't Know What The Future Holds.