My Job Is To Show And Tell.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

The Long Red Road Is A Story About Alcoholism And Dysfunction And Tragic Tale Of A Man Who's Trying To Drink Himself To Death On An Indian Reservation In Dakota. It Was Written For Me, So It's Something I Would Love To Do.

Online Dating Is Cool But I Think Myspace And Facebook Is A Little Bit Off Key.

I'd Learned How To Lie And Manipulate From An Early Age So A Combination Of That, Desperation, Having To Have My Own Fridge And My Umbilical Cord Back... I Had To Go Out Into The World. Then Some Angel Somewhere Said: "have You Considered Going To Drama School?" And This Sounded Like The Solution To All Of My Problems.

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. What Matters Is Your Plan.