My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's

It's A Tribute To The Human Brain That Anyone Is Able To Function Out There On Television In A Talk Situation That Is Entirely Artificial.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'