My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.

I'm Not The Guy With The Enormous Comedy Nose Or The Big Feet Or The Bad Posture Or The Whatever; A Physical Comic Has Certain Things.

Unpleasant Reading On The Subject Of Anger Tells Us That There's Not Really Anything Wrong With It. In Limited Amounts. It Can Even Be A Good Thing. A Pressure Valve.

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'