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My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.
-Dick Cavett
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My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's
Dick Cavett
My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.
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