My Idea Of Managing Is Giving The

Success Is The Person Who Year After Year Reaches The Highest Limits In His Field.

Pete (rose) Doesn't Run With Celebrities And He Can't Stand The Phonies. His Big Buddy In La Ain't Sinatra, It's A Funny Old Groundskeeper.

I Managed 26 Years And Found Out When I Retired I Didn't Own The Game. I Thought I Owned It When I Was Managing All Those Years. You Can Climb To The Top Of The Mountain, Get Down On Your Knees And Kiss The Ground, Because You'll Never Own That Mountain. That Mountain Is Only Owned By One Single Person, And He'll Never Give It Up. That's The Way Baseball Is.

They Say The First World Series Is The One You Remember Most. No, No No. I Guarantee You Don't Remember That One Because The Fantasy World You Always Dreamed About Is Suddenly Real.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.