My Hate Of Apple Has Moved Into

We Are All Shitty Little Snowflakes Dancing In The Universe.

I Don't Tweet A Lot Because I've Tweeted Things That I Thought Were Really Innocuous About Subjects That Are Inflammatory, And The Response Is So Insane Sometimes From People.

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

Is A Bj Adultery? What? Did I Miss A Day Of School? Of Course It Is! Oral Sex Is Adultery Like Curling Is An Olympic Sport. The Only Thing Is, Oral Sex Should Be In The Olympics Because It's Much Harder Than Curling, And If You're Good At It, You Deserve A Medal!

I Don't Understand How Anybody's Still A Democrat Or A Republican. I Don't Know What They're Basing It On.