My Grandmother Made Dying Her Life's Work.

I've Always Enjoyed A Woman's Company More Than Men's. They're Usually Better Looking.

I Feel Like The Writer Observing The Grief, But It Is Difficult To Be Detached From It.

My Father I Liked, But It Was Only After His Death That I Got To Know Him By Writing The Play.

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

My Wife And I Have Enjoyed Over Forty Years Of Wedded Blitz.