My Grandmother Made Dying Her Life's Work.

Sometimes Silence Resolves A Conversation Confused By Mad Misconstruction.

I Came Down To The Living Room One Day And My Wife Was Standing In The Living Room. It Wasn't An Illusion. I Saw Her Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. The Moment I Saw Her, She Vanished.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.

My Wife And I Have Enjoyed Over Forty Years Of Wedded Blitz.