Gossip Is More Popular Than Literature.

I've Always Enjoyed A Woman's Company More Than Men's. They're Usually Better Looking.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.

I Came Down To The Living Room One Day And My Wife Was Standing In The Living Room. It Wasn't An Illusion. I Saw Her Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. The Moment I Saw Her, She Vanished.

In Life There Exist Two Classes: First Class And No Class.

A Thing Well Done Is Worth Doing.