My Golf Is Woeful, But I Will

I Think Popular Music In This Country Is One Of The Few Things In The Twentieth Century That Have Made Giant Strides In Reverse.

He Never Contributed A Damn Thing To Music. (on Elvis Presley)

The Things Elvis Has Done During His Career And The Things He Has Contributed And Created Are Really Something Very Important To The Music Business.

Once Or Twice I`ve Been Described As A Light Comedian. I Consider This The Most Accurate Description Of My Abilities I`ve Ever Seen.

Everyone Knows I'm Just A Big, Good-natured Slob.