My Golf Is Woeful, But I Will

Christmas Has A Way Of Bringing Out The Best In Everyone

You'll Never Be A Wonderful Woman Or Even A Wonderful Human Being Until You Learn To Have Some Regard For Human Frailty.

Unless We Make Christmas An Occasion To Share Our Blessings, All The Snow In Alaska Won't Make It 'white'.

Once Or Twice I`ve Been Described As A Light Comedian. I Consider This The Most Accurate Description Of My Abilities I`ve Ever Seen.

I Don`t Sing Anywhere As Good As I Used To, And I Feel Sincerely That It`s Getting Worse.