My Friends Joke That I’m Dead Until

Some Of Us Wear The Mask Prouder Than Others.

In Case You're Wondering Whether I Lip Synch, The Answer Is No... People Think So Because I Sound So Good.

I Was Called Really Horrible, Profane Names Very Loudly In Front Of Huge Crowds Of People, And My Schoolwork Suffered At One Point.

You Must Always Remember, The Most Important Fashion Accessory Is The Condom.

I Can't Even Drive A Car. I Don't Have A Driver's License. I Have A Rented Apartment In New York. That's It. When I Travel, I Have Almost All Of My Possessions With Me. That's How Little I Own.