My Lungs Sucked At Being Lungs.

If You Don’t Know About Tumblr Then You Are Not Supposed To Know About Tumblr. It’s Like Fight Club.

But My Miracle Was Different. My Miracle Was This: Out Of All The Houses In All The Subdivisions In All Of Florida, I Ended Up Living Next Door To Margo Roth Spiegelman.

I'm A Bad Boyfriend. She's A Bad Girlfriend. We Deserve Each Other.

You Can Trust That Caring, As A Rule, Ends Poorly,” Which Is True. Caring Doesn’t Sometimes Lead To Misery. It Always Does.

It's Just That I Learned A While Ago That The Best Way To Get People To Like You Is Not To Like Them Too Much.