I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.