I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

I Guess My Feeling Is That If You’re Going To Make A Joke, That’s Fine, But You Should Also Sort Of Stand Behind It, You Know? A Joke Should Be More Than A Joke, It Should Be A Point That You’re Trying To Make.