My Favorite Ginger Is Prince Harry!

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

Amber Rose Is Not Charlie's [rose] Cousin. I Just Want To Make Sure People Know.

The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives' Is Talking To Your Friends About It.

I Never Say I Work In Television, I Say I Get To Work In Television.