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I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

Eventually You Just Have To Realize That You're Living For An Audience Of One. I'm Not Here For Anyone Else's Approval.

I Always Think Back To My Childhood And I Have A Distinct Memory Of Me Not Having Any Idea Who I Wanted To Be. The Funny Thing Is That I Feel The Same Way Now. So Much Time Has Passed And I Haven't A Definitive Sense Of Self.