My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

Dad Was In The British Army And My Mom Was In The Royal Air Force, So Both Of My Parents Believed In Discipline.

It Is Much More Easy For A Spanish Person To Love Themselves Than A Canadian Person.

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.

Anyone Who Tells You Fatherhood Is The Greatest Thing That Can Happen To You, They Are Understating It.